“But the last-minute nature of the call for donations left some in the campaign concerned that they would end up with an empty truck. So the night before the event, campaign aides went to a local Wal-Mart and spent $5,000 on granola bars, canned food, and diapers to put on display while they waited for donations to come in, according to one staffer.” [BuzzFeed]
Henri the Existential Cat casts aspersions upon your banal frivolity.
[via Know Your Meme]
Stay classy, Mitt: “We’re counting on Ohio. I know the people of the Atlantic Coast are counting on Ohio and the rest of our states [for disaster-relief donations]. But I also think the people of the entire nation are counting on Ohio. Because my guess is — my guess is that if Ohio votes me in as president, I’ll be the next president of the United States.” [LAT]
Extra Special Deluxe Interactive Bonus: Cat Bounce!
[via Sully]
Our guest columnist joins a growing chorus of truthseekers who know that the government caused Hurricane Sandy.
You won’t believe your eyes when you see what this video reveals!!! Satellite and Radar captured Infrasonic Undulation, Chemtrails enmass and ChemDUMPING!!! Multiple weather system steering and super storm creation, right before your eyes!!!
Please have a glass of water handy, because when Joss Whedon drops “Zombie Apocalypse”, you’ll want to do a spit take.
Title: “Proof of Heaven: A Neurosurgeon’s Journey into the Afterlife”
Author: Eben Alexander, M.D.
Rank: 1
Blurb: “While his body lay in coma, Alexander journeyed beyond this world and encountered an angelic being who guided him into the deepest realms of super-physical existence. There he met, and spoke with, the Divine source of the universe itself.”
Review: “I particularly liked his honesty in dealing with his battles with depression, and his sense of rejection stemming from his having been an adopted child.”
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Footnote: If you need proof, you’re doing it wrong.
Proof of Heaven [Amazon]
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