Keith Calder [via The Tweeter Formerly Known as The Starter Wife]

We remain profoundly uninterested in the news this week. Rupert’s news channel faking union-thug footage? Fox bites Man. Mike Huckabee faking Obama’s past? That’s sooo 2009. Charlie Sheen faking reality? Even Franco is more entertaining.

So please enjoy some mood music while we wait for the world to get its ass in gear. And remember: Don’t be careful out there. We’re dying for fresh material.

[via Nerdist]

“Although representatives deny any connection to the recent prank call on the governor, two [Wisconsin] legislators began circulating a bill Monday that would ban making trick calls masking the caller’s true identity… Lawmakers introduced the bill at the end of the last session but ran out of time to pass it, [a spokesman] said.” [Badger Herald, via Political Wire]

“Gawker.com, where the author is employed as a staff writer, declined to publish this story.” Editor’s note opening a Scientology exposé by John Cook at the New York Observer, edited by Gawker founding blogger Elizabeth Spiers. Cook says the story was “taking too long” for Gawker.

“A nearly unanimous Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that the First Amendment protects even hurtful speech about public issues and upheld the right of a fringe church to protest near military funerals.” [WaPo]

Ewalda, a frequent commenter, posted this message on May 11, 2009. It would be his last. Four days later, he died “unexpectedly” in a hospital, at age 57.

We didn’t learn about it until Monday.

It’s not something we would have learned about, had not some of us known his real name, and somebody thought to Google it. It’s not something you think about. We’re all friends here, but we’re masked by aliases and separated by geography. Our own friends and family may not know we participate, and so may not know — or even know how — to tell us when tragedy strikes. On the Internet, nobody knows you’re gone.

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Leave it to John Eliot Gardiner and a bunch of Brits to nail this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q37jWFm3FV8

Missing Christmas for some reason …. Note the perfect combination of a Bach-sized orchestra with a not-so-big SATB chorus, and one harpsichord. Amazing.