Please Squeeze Me
We remain profoundly uninterested in the news this week. Rupert’s news channel faking union-thug footage? Fox bites Man. Mike Huckabee faking Obama’s past? That’s sooo 2009. Charlie Sheen faking reality? Even Franco is more entertaining.
So please enjoy some mood music while we wait for the world to get its ass in gear. And remember: Don’t be careful out there. We’re dying for fresh material.