Title: “Transformation: The Mindset You Need. The Body You Want. The Life You Deserve”
Author: Bill Phillips
Rank: 18
Blurb: “A self-described ‘teacher, student, servant and part-time comedian,’ Bill encourages, enlightens, and endears his many readers and community followers at his transformation website.”
Review: “He barely touches on food and exercise, and instead spends a large part of the book discussing positive thinking, and a lot of absolute nonsense. He actually spends a full page or two saying that if you think happy thoughts while you cook, that it is somehow PROVEN to make the food more nutritious than the exact same food prepared without thinking ‘happy thoughts’.”
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Footnote: That cover photo frightens the hell out of us.
Transformation [Amazon]
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