Maru and a Big Box

MARU! Yay! About to click…

JOY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank YOU, Bloggie! THANK YOU!

NOW SEND ME YOUR BEST SHOES!

ETA: I call BULLSHIT, Bloggie! There’s nothing more useful than Maru!

@JNOV: They are size 13s … only clowns can wear them.

It’s great the way Maru can levitate out of a box like a Harrier jump jet.

@blogenfreude: Heh. WAIT! 13 you say? In the words of the most awesomeist George Takei, Oh, my!

@FlyingChainSaw: I love the shot where Maru slowly peeks (his? her? do we know?) head slowly out of the box. Like there’s this little kitty elevator in there or something.

@FlyingChainSaw: Dude. I LOVE Harriers! Fucking noisy as hell and waste a ton of fuel with the vertical lift, but they are sooooo cool to see!

@JNOV:
walk a mile in my shoes … and trip and fall all over the place.

@blogenfreude: It’s not where you fall but where you land that matters…

Thanks for posting this, bloggie. Maru reminds me why I like cats. This is sorely needed of late, because I just want to kill the feral cats that shit and piss in my yard and dig up the flowers on my porch. The feral cat lady in my neighborhood is getting on my last nerve too. Maybe that’s the real problem. I like cats, but I fucking hate cat people.

@blogenfreude: Whoa. Even I top out at 11-1/2 or 12. It’s Dad and Bro who suffer the Clown Soles.

@nojo: If I was 6.4 my feet would fit me, but I’m 6 feet even. wev.

@blogenfreude: That’s about right. I’m the runt at 6-2, Bro is 6-3, Dad is 6-4. Whenever Bro points out my runtiness, I observe that I can afford footwear without taking out a loan.

@JNOV: And Maru is about the same size!

@nojo: 13s used to be rare, now they’re easy to find. I pity the man who wears a 16 … specialty only.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Right? I’m the feral cat lady, but only the polite one (Lily) is allowed outside. The rest are content to look out the window.

@nojo: How do you stay upright? Amazing!

@FlyingChainSaw: Truly!

TJ/ Man, I can’t remember the last time I was in a pool. We’re on our way to a buddy’s to cool off. YAY! And drink beerz. Yay! And chill. I’ve found my lava lava but not my suit…

Also gonna try to wean myself off this idiot box. See you on the flip side. MWAH!

@blogenfreude: One of my aunts wears something like 13N. Finding a cute shoe in that size is like finding a needle in a haystack.

@JNOV: @nojo: Not to brag, but Mr Cyn wears a 14.

@JNOV: I have my lavalava on now – bought it in North Queensland just south of Cape Tribulation. The other one I had with me was way too ripe.

@blogenfreude:

Yeah – it sucks. I wear a 15, and finding shoes before there was Zappos was an absolute pain in the ass. Not that there’s a *huge* selection online, but there’s a little.

This is The Board of Men of Exceptional Health! Lava lava time!

Oh! We must compare lavalavas in the sandbox!

If I could jump like Maru, I’d be in the fucking NBA.

@FlyingChainSaw: PROVE IT!