Florida GOP Mob Capo Arrested for Looting from the Party of Looters
Florida GOP mob capo Jim Greer was stuffed in the bag this morning by Florida Department of Law Enforcement agents on a charge he looted the state party organization of more than $100,000.
Greer was forced out his gig as party chairman in January amid outrage that he was using party revenues to fund a non-stop bacchanalia that was too Caligulan even for the party of oligarchic excess, complaints that attracted the attention of state law enforcement officials.
The Fort Laudersale Sun-Sentinel reported on the subsequent indictment that hopefully will put this piece of shit away for decades:
At a lunchtime press conference in Orlando, Statewide Prosecutor William Shepherd said Greer developed a scheme to take money from the Republican Party through a shell company he created, Victory Strategies. He used the money for his personal expenses — at least $100,000, Shepherd said.
Apparently, the fucking guy learned too well from GOP operatives who view the US as a big mark that they are chartered to help their constituents loot into bankruptcy and failed-state decrepitude. Greer allegedly decided to cut out the middleman and simply steal directly from the party of organized crime.
Initial reports indicated that fuckface was looking at six charges related to the fraud, including money launder and grand theft. Now the AP is withdrawing that figure of charges and maintaining that Greer is facing “one count of organized scheme to defraud.”
Whatever. Stinque.com is just elated this piece of shit will end up as a fat, glowing bride in a Florida prison, filled with neonazi serial killers and psychopaths who will know how to treat a prize like Greer. Let’s just hope it’s the beginning of a trend for state GOP executives.
Shame about that nasty cold sore.