He answers the question:

And yes – I would vote for him again, for AG. Unlike Vitter and Ensign, he resigned.

Meg Whitman got so many problems:

So few Hispanics in California anyway … she should be just fine!

Ooops! [TPM]

Things still suck in Haiti.

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Title: “The Politician: An Insider’s Account of John Edwards’s Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down”

Author: Andrew Young

Rank: 11

Blurb: “Days before the 2008 presidential primaries began, Young gained international notoriety when he told the world that he was the father of a child being carried by a woman named Rielle Hunter, who was actually the senator’s mistress.”

Review: “Edwards’s eyes blink 50 times a minute when he speaks.”

Customers Also Bought: “The Good Karma Divorce: Avoid Litigation, Turn Negative Emotions into Positive Actions, and Get On with the Rest of Your Life,” by Michele Lowrance

Footnote: The tape’s in a safe-deposit box.

The Politician [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

HONOLULU — The Republican National Committee, howling ecstatic sieg heils into the waves in this tropical paradise, vowed to deny campaign aid any GOP candidate who cannot dictate Mein Kampf by heart in the original German, with a Bavarian inflection and a teeny tiny moustache while goosestepping rigorously around the Holiday Inn where they are staying.

The RNC had been preparing a more demanding, totalist purity test for GOP candidates to receive party funding but chose this alternative because there are a limited number of sieg heiling nutbags who would put up with that kind of Lord-of-the-Flies abuse who aren’t in straightjackets somewhere on a Thorazine drip. Worse, the GOP hero of the hour, Sen.-elect Scott Brown of Massachusetts, would have failed the test for abortion (amiguous position), and health care reform (voted for Romneycare).

RNC rejects ideological ‘purity test’ resolution to screen candidates [The Hill]

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Stinque endorses Dwight McKenna for Orleans Parish Coroner. Stinque will also endorse the incumbent Orleans Parish Coroner, Frank Minyard, if he comes back with anything near as delicious.

Oh, fuck it: Stinque endorses all candidates for coroner nationwide. How can we not?

Ad For Orleans Coroner Candidate: My Opponent Is Dr. Frankenstein! [TPM]