The 2011 Stinque Awards

If we were to sum up 2011 in a word, and since “malaise” is legendarily, if not factually, taken, we would choose miasma, which our StinquePad dictionary calls “an oppressive or unpleasant atmosphere that surrounds or emanates from something”. It’s not any one thing that sucked. Everything sucked. To find out how much, visit any of our linked award presentations below.

Award		Nominees
	Opening Ceremonies	Technical Awards for Nice People
	Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Activity	Julian Assange European Union Bernard-Henri Lévy Tokyo Electric Uganda
	Eminence Grease for Most Evil Organization	American Legislative Exchange Council Bank of America The Nation’s Mayors and Selected University Administrators Penn State U.S. House of Representatives
	Platinum Pampers for Best Sex Scandal	Herman Cain! Christopher Lee Anthony Weiner
	Potassium Propeller Beanie for Respected Irrationality in Public Life	Charles Krauthammer David Gregory Paul Ryan Newt Gingrich
	Bronze Batshit for Wackiest Republican Presidential Candidate	Michele Bachmann Herman Cain! Jon Huntsman Rick Perry Mitt Romney
	Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year	Joe Arpaio Newt Gingrich Tim Tebow Barack Obama
	Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement	Newt Gingrich Rupert Murdoch Grover Norquist Donald Trump

The 2011 Stinque Awards

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