Title: “Ebola Survival Handbook: A Collection of Tips, Strategies, and Supply Lists From Some of the World’s Best Preparedness Professionals”

Author: Lost Arts Publishing

Rank: 42

Blurb: “Ebola. Even the name of the virus conjures up mental images of a gruesome, agonizing, bloody death. Anyone who has scanned the news headlines lately has, at the very least, an inkling that a horrible disease is on the loose. It’s anyone’s best guess how soon this becomes a pandemic on American soil. While the Center for Disease Control and the World Health Organization have both expressed serious concerns that we are on the brink of disaster, border enforcement agencies seem blithely unconcerned. It’s really up to you to protect your family.”

Review: “Tells you what supplies you need, including how to care for your sick when the hospitals are full (and they will be) and dispose of your dead.”

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Title: “Stop the Coming Civil War: My Savage Truth”

Author: Michael Weiner Savage

Rank: 21

Blurb: “According to Michael Savage, OUR NATION IS IN REAL TROUBLE and the seeds of a second conflagration have been sown. Not between the states — but between true patriots who believe in our nation’s founding principles and those he believes are working every day to undermine them and change the very nature of the country.”

Review: “What makes this book great is that it doesn’t repeat Republican talking points that you would get from Wall Banger and other hacks on Fox News.”

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Footnote: Funny how through all the vitriol directed at the Clintons, we don’t recall anyone using the Civil War as a hook.

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Savage, relentless artistry demonstrated by a horn line of kids mostly under the age of 16 and mostly female.

I make no excuses for the drum line but fuckin’ A these little kids ripped your heart out, ate it, burped and then ran back to do their chores.

Holy Fuck!

If you’re not ripping your clothes off during Malaguena, you have no pulse.

Title: “Killing Patton: The Strange Death of World War II’s Most Audacious General”

Authors: Bill O’Reilly and Martin Dugard

Rank: 3

Blurb: “General George S. Patton, Jr. died under mysterious circumstances in the months following the end of World War II. For almost seventy years, there has been suspicion that his death was not an accident — and may very well have been an act of assassination.”

Review From Somebody Who Could Use a Good Slap: “They surmise that the General’s outspokenness about his controversial views on postwar security, particularly his animosity toward the Soviets, our erstwhile allies, might have made him a target for assassination. They cast a suspicious eye toward various potential culprits from Josef Stalin to wartime espionage czar ‘Wild Bill’ Donovan and a colorful OSS operative, Douglas Bazata, who claimed later in life to have murdered Patton.” —John McCain

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Title: “Power Grab: Obama’s Dangerous Plan for a One Party Nation”

Authors: Dick Morris and Eileen McGann

Rank: 95

Blurb: “President Obama’s style of leadership is proof that he is willing to use desperate measures. In Power Grab, Morris and McGann assert that Obama has embarked on an outrageous and sweeping scheme to decisively — and illegally — grab power away from Congress, the Courts, and the States to appropriate it to himself. Ultimately, under the guise of practicality, the President of the United States has become utterly intolerant and unquestionably dictatorial. He rules on his own by executive fiat and few, if any, in Congress protest.”

Review We Have a Difficult Time Believing: “I am a liberal democrat but am seriously rethinking my whole ideology after this revelation.”

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Footnote: The best Dick can manage is some fauxtrage over executive actions implementing Obamacare, but hey, folks, we’re six years in, and this is the last chance to peddle that stale swill before everybody shifts back to Hillarymongering.

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Title: “Jesus on Trial: A Lawyer Affirms the Truth of the Gospel”

Author: David Limbaugh

Rank: 8

Blurb: “Limbaugh, a practicing attorney and former professor of law, approaches the canonical gospels with the same level of scrutiny he would apply to any legal document and asks all the necessary questions about the story of Jesus told through Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.”

Review: “If I were a cross-examining trial lawyer, it wouldn’t take me but a couple of expert scholar witnesses to shred Limbaugh’s primary basis-in-fact by illustrating that: 1) Peter didn’t write the books of Peter, 2) John didn’t write the Gospel of John, and 3) numerous pastoral letters of the Pauline epistles are pseudepigrapha (a fancy way for Christian scholars to refer to forgeries within the Bible). With all of this forgery going on within Limbaugh’s primary source of fact, one of his primary ‘witnesses’ has now been reduced to a shambles.”

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Footnote: We’ll give you Jesus if you give us the Sermon on the Mount.

Jesus on Trial [Amazon]

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