If you haven’t already, head over to Ranker and rank ’em (you can add wingnuts too). Bachmann has zoomed into 2nd place and is beating out Allen West, among others:

Who Is The Craziest Right Winger?

Title: “Stop Living In This Land. Go To The Everlasting World Of Happiness. Live There Forever.”

Author: Woo Myung

Rank: 3

Blurb: “At last, the way to become complete is here.”

Review: “I can’t wait to find more about the methods to live in the true world at the local Maum meditation centre.”

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Footnote: Plato should have franchised the Academy.

Stop Living In This Land [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]

CBS Sports on Jovan Belcher’s murder/suicide: “Fantasy Analysis: This is a bizarre and tragic incident and there are plenty of details still left out. The Chiefs will play Carolina Week 13 on Sunday and will do so with a very heavy heart. Belcher was just 25 years old out of West Babylon, N.Y. He attended Maine for college and was a four-year NFL veteran. He had 38 tackles and was not a viable Fantasy IDP option in most formats.” [via @gregokuhara, since deleted]

This makes me smile:

[NYT: Biden at Costco – Not an Onion Article]

Welcome to the annals of taxonomy Etheostoma Obama or “Spangled Darter”, one of five new species declared last week by Commie Ichthyologists at Saint Louis University.

The other four? Etheostoma Gore, Etheostoma JimmyCarter, Etheostoma TeddyRoosevelt, and Etheostoma Clinton. You get the idea.

Rumors that the researchers also discovered a bottom-feeding invertebrate named Gastropoda Romney have proven untrue.

Barack Obama Now Has A Fish Named After Him [BuzzFeed]

His life in 5 seconds:

Damn I love this stuff.