Title: “The Anunnaki of Nibiru: Mankind’s Forgotten Creators, Enslavers, Saviors, and Hidden Architects of the New World Order”
Author: Gerald R. Clark
Rank: 25
Blurb: “The Anunnaki astronauts hailed from a planet, Nibiru, in our own solar system, whose apogee resides in a 3,600 retrograde elliptical orbit beyond Pluto. According to their records, likely using spectroscopy as scientists do today, they located gold on planet Earth. Due to a failing atmosphere on Nibiru, Anu their king, dispatched his preeminent scientist and first-born son, Enki, on a space mission to Earth to recover enough gold that could be ionized in a layer of their atmosphere, as a solar radiation shield.”
Review: “The idea of the Annunaki mining gold is silly. There are gigatons of minerals in the asteroid belt, lying nearly on the surface of tiny asteroids, which wouldn’t require coming into our gravity well. A spacefaring race would mine the asteroids.”
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Footnote: Still, more rational than Republicans.
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