State of Emergency
It’s a couple hundred miles away near Yosemite. (for now)
The reason Moonbeam included Ess Eff in the proclamation is because 85% of the water supply for our city and part of the San Mateo peninsula and most of our electricity is generated through the Hetch Hetchy Reservoir, on the Tuolumne River.
But I always appreciate well-wishes! :)
@SanFranLefty: Stay hydrated, Lefty!
@JNOV: 5:01 pm vodka martini is in my hand.
I am terrible because I owe you a call. It’s crazeetown right now with me. Will try tomorrow or Wednesday when I’m back from a trip.
‘Yosemight’? Really? Fucking Limey. Yes and Jook of Edinburg. Of how funny are the moron Americans.
Hope you keep power.
@Benedick: weren’t your people the discoverers of aluminium?
Like anybody drinks tap water in SF.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a Yosemite sandwich
And he said…
everybody together now…
I come from a land down under!
@blogenfreude: That’s Al-Lou-Men-E-Um to you, kiddo.
@Serolf Divad: Damn you and your ear worm! You can dance if you want to…
@nojo: Obviously you haven’t been to Ess Eff in a while – one-off water bottles are socially unacceptable and are THIS.CLOSE to being outlawed. It’s all about filling up your aluminum water bottles with clear delicious Hetch Hetchy water.
CNN reporting that ash is starting to fall on the Hetch Hetchy reservoir. Shit.
@SanFranLefty: Okay, fine, if SF wants to politically correctly slake its thirst by desecrating a national park, no argument here.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.