Because it cannot be stressed enough – she must be the Republican nominee in 2012.

If nothing else, she’s an easy blog post on slow days.  May she dominate Republican politics for decades to come.

My dream just might come true:

In a move “potentially laying the groundwork for an eventual White House run,” Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) has created her own political action committee, SarahPAC, to help raise funds for other Republicans. “She has gotten so many requests,” an official with SarahPAC said. “She looks forward to helping other candidates.” Though Palin may be looking to solidify her status with the GOP, some Republicans, such as former McCain adviser John Weaver, might not be excited about SarahPac. Weaver told the Washington Post that Palin is one of “the most controversial voices on the extreme right.”

Weaver, you stupid shitbag – you created her. You couldn’t predict she’d head for the village and start breaking stuff?  Fucktard.

Palin Unveils SarahPAC [Think Progress]

Keith just spent half his opening on the latest Talibunny Tale, but we can’t bear to watch.

You’ll be relieved to know that Sarah Palin does not pal around with meth dealers.

No, not-yet-in-law Sherry Johnston was nailed for distributing Limbaugh-endorsed Oxycontin, first identified in 2001 as “Hillbilly Heroin” for its initial popularity in Appalachia.

Levi’s mom won’t be arraigned until January 6. Her new grandson is expected to drop sometime Saturday.

Johnston’s arrest was oxycontin-related [ADN]

Whoever set Sarah Palin’s church ablaze Friday night wasn’t taking chances — ATF investigators on the scene have found evidence of “accelerants” (gasoline or something) in multiple locations around the building.

But local fire chief James Steele says nobody knows yet whether the fire was set by terrorists, hooligans, witches, or turkeys. “At this point, there is no information that we have that even points in that direction,” he said.

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Sarah Palin’s Wasilla Bible Church, also known as a welcoming place where homos can learn how to get boners for chicks, suffered $1 million in damages following a suspected arson fire Friday night. Nobody was hurt, although five women and perhaps two children were inside when the fire broke out.

Local fire chief James Steele declined to speculate on a political cause for the blaze. “Right now there’s no indication that we have that there’s any connection there,” he said. “We just don’t have any leads at all as far as the intent or motive in this.”

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The Talibunny’s legend is a pastoral myth that the Talibunny herself cultivated for decades waiting for an opportunity to escape the shit-covered rural hellhole of Alaska.  When she had her chance to make her mark on the lower 48, however, something strange happened. Sarah found a talent for inciting racial terror and violent rage among economically besieged, pig-ignorant white people.

Rallies for the putative McCain campaign became Nuremberg style hate fests with mobs screaming for the death of Barack Obama. Oh, yes, and she liked it, so much so she jumped back on the campaign bus to stump for draft dodging gangster Saxby Chambliss in his Senatorial bid in Georgia – and to recruit the Klu Klux Klan for her 2012 presidential run.

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