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Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month?
Well, what are you waiting for?
Get going, go on there and celebrate it!
Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month?
Well, what are you waiting for?
Get going, go on there and celebrate it!
¡ANDREW! • Our Illegitimate Government This is Republinazi national terrorism. "There is nothing as repulsively but thoroughly American…
¡ANDREW! • Our Illegitimate Government @ManchuCandidate: Is there any other kind?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Our Illegitimate Government @¡Andrew!: @nojo: And the shooter's a MAGAt.
¡ANDREW! • Our Illegitimate Government In the US, life begins at conception and ends at mass shooting, just like Jeezus wants.
NOJO • Our Illegitimate Government Wake up to people worrying about their dogs and fireworks; go to bed to people worrying about their…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • American Denialism Um, solemn acknowledgement of an anniversary day supposed to celebrate freedom from tyranny that…
¡ANDREW! • American Denialism Maybe after the Republinazis overthrow the government, Amazon, Chase, Facebook, and Google will fly…
¡ANDREW! • American Denialism Law enforcement all over the country are having a terrible time trying to recruit people to serve…
¡ANDREW! • American Denialism @nojo: We have to elect more progressive Democrats to pass the For the People Act and unfuck the…
NOJO • American Denialism SCOTUS is taking up state control over election law next session, but please, vote harder. We…