Happy Masturbation Month, Y’all!

Did you know that May is International Masturbation Month?

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get going, go on there and celebrate it!

[Good Vibrations via SFist]

Sometimes twice a day when life gets really tense.

The Daily Show recently introduced me to one of my new favorite words: Procrasturbating – when you’ve got a ton of things to do, yet you’re jacking off instead (and who hasn’t been there, really–isn’t that why the FSM gave us the internet?)

/double fucking newsflash/

For those of us who’ve been desperately praying that Maya Angelou will read aloud the infamous Deranged Sorority Girl email, well, we’ll just have to keep waiting.

HOWEVER! A Morgan Freeman impersonator provided us with the next best thing. NSFW, obvs.

“Bitches got told,” indeed.

@¡Andrew!: I will email you privately a song that is entitled “Procrasturbation” by Atlanta’s favorite electrosex band, Le Sexoflex. When I get home.

@Andrew: I’m not going to dare venture to the site right now but I think the link is http://lesexoflex.bandcamp.com. Tumblr here.

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