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[NewScientist]

[The Oregonian, written by Nojo college-rag colleague Harry Esteve]

You’re going to need the new Stinque Rimshot Button for this…

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[Daily News, via DodgerBlue]

Gateway Pundit:

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The story itself reports that the perp used “a fraudulent line of credit” to pay for the boob upgrade. Bastids.

[LA Daily News, via DodgerBlue]

[Fox]