Larry’s Divorce Lawyer is on Speed Dial
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[Daily News, via DodgerBlue]
I just came a little.
I guess I can’t get my head around the fact that
a) Larry has sex
Oh, and the “Interracial Gay Couples” dating service ad? Priceless.
Well, she is a Mormon. What’s the problem?
@ManchuCandidate: There is something involving suspenders here, I just know it.
This is deeply disturbing. And not in the good way.
@Dodgerblue: “She cooed as the yellow power suspenders slipped off his thin, bony shoulders, sliding over the white cuffed and collared, pinstriped French blue dress shirt picked out by his San Francisco fashion consultant – a woman, because King was – is – a real man.”
@redmanlaw: Don’t know whether to laugh or barf.
I can’t imagine the sort of woman that would want that crawling on top of her in the middle of the night. In the middle of the day? You could see him better – ack.
@blogenfreude: And the bent straw as well.
@redmanlaw: Hah hah – Cleveland, you’re on the line!
(Nojo’s bud Harry Shearer will certainly have a field day with this one; he does a great Larry King).
@blogenfreude: The only more disgusting thought: being pregnant by fat, hideous, and filthy rich Harvey Weinstein, as the beautiful Georgina Chapman is.
@Mistress Cynica: How can you make such gorgeous clothing and yet sleep with such a vile man?
@homofascist: I simply cannot imagine it. I don’t care how rich he is.
@homofascist: @Mistress Cynica: Maybe he makes her laugh. If he’s kind, too, well then, add in the money and it might be fairly easy to overlook the avoirdupois. [Is he vile? Does he stomp on puppies and send orphans out into the howling storm? All I know about him is that he and his brother have financed some of my favorite movies.]
@lynnlightfoot: I’ll defer to our showbiz colleagues, but it’s my impression that Harvey would force the orphans to stomp the puppies while he watched.
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