Having lost traction on the Fake Birth Certificate front, and running out of angles to promote Ann Coulter’s new “book”, WorldNetDaily dips into the well and pulls out…

Pig Sex!

Honestly, that’s a new one to us. But WND, which makes Drudge look like the BBC, has done the research:

The online Urban Dictionary defines “pig sex” as “outrageously dirty such as water spots, defecation, male on male bondage, group-sex and bestiality,” although there was no indication that this event would involve animals.

Yes, “water spots”. We think it has something to do with bathroom tile.

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Join us at 7:45 p.m. ET for our Open Thread/Target Practice as we celebrate Shrub’s Farewell Malapropaganda to the Nation.

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Joe’s DTV Education Corner [VelocityStore.com]

Really, we’re not making a point of dwelling on the gals, but their alarming! emails keep landing in our in-box, and we just can’t help ourselves.

Today’s installment involves David Letterman, who apparently said something very naughty recently. Truth be told, we haven’t paid much attention to Dave since he moved to CBS — no local newscasts across the hall to invade, no chicks in the next building to flirt with. But what he said was so shocking! it made the CBS eye cry, as Team Sarah explains:
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Official Silver Inaugural Medallion	Signed & Numbered Poster	Ceramic Plate
$400	$500	$82
Worth more next year when melted down.	What happens when your brilliant design comes back from the committee.	No animated kitty, no deal.

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Room		Ghost
	Lee Dining Room	The Souls of Lost Pretzels
	Jackson Place Sitting Room	Barney’s victims
	Rear Drawing Room	Jenna’s maidenhood

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• Unindicted war criminals: 1
• Fun brothers: 4
• Documented hummers: 1

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