DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see the Bank of Japan? Oh, FUCK! DUCKY! get them on the phone!

Barking mad trust-fund twit and Kremlin chewtoy TRUMPLIGULA! is managing to precipitate the bankruptcy of the USA! in just a matter of weeks by terrorizing creditors who’ve been faithful holders of US treasury debt for decades.

Bloomberg reports this week: “From Tokyo to Beijing and London, the consensus is clear: few overseas investors want to step into the $13.9 trillion U.S. Treasury market right now. Whether it’s the prospect of bigger deficits and more inflation under President Donald Trump or higher interest rates from the Federal Reserve, the world’s safest debt market seems less of a sure thing — particularly after the upswing in yields since November. And then there is Trump’s penchant for saber rattling, which has made staying home that much easier.”

TRUMPLIGULA!’s plan for USA! finances has never been clearer – and it is exactly the same as it has been for all of fuckface’s other ill-fated shithouse enterprises: bankrupt the fucking thing and rape the creditors all the way to bankruptcy court.

Von CLOWNSTICK has made his plans abundantly clear.

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DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see Putincakes?

Per usual the American press gets it completely sideways when confronted by complete and UTTER FUCKING EVIL.

Trumpligula’s first official act as president is to praise a criminally insane Soviet-era communist party psychopath who has gotten control of Kazakhstan where the Trump operation is likely providing laundering services for organized crime.

Then Flynn has a mysterious conversation with a Russian ambassador to assure him of policy changes he can count on under a Trumpligula administration. Reporters are all over themselves pointing out inconsistencies in the statements by Melissa McCarthy impersonator Sean Spicer and insane crack-addled harpy face-biter Kellyann Conway.

Not a month into the Reign of Fuckface, US intelligence agencies are putting the White House on blackout status because the fucking place is so obviously owned by the fucking FSB.

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DUCKY! DUCKY, DID YOU SEE MY DRAPES? NO! OH, DUCKY, COME WITH ME AND SEE MY DRAPES!

The New York Times spent last week ringing the switch board at the White House asking for random extensions and giving anyone who answered the phone a chance to tell their reporters what a complete piece of shit Trump is and everyone had a story to tell.

Why?

Because this piece of shit is a FUCKING! MORON! and if you’re not calling everyone from the dog catcher to the president of the EU asking for TRUMPLIGULA! to be banished to Angola, you’re part of the problem.

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A Florida golf course owned by CRIMINALLY! INSANE! PIECE! OF! SHIT! President Donald Trump has been ordered to immediately pay $5.77 million to former members who were denied refunds when the HATED, ODIOUS TRUST FUND TWIT bought the club five years ago, according to the Huffington Post.

HERO AND MAN-GOD U.S. District Judge Kenneth Marra ruled that Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter violated contracts that members had signed with the previous owner and were assumed by Trump when he bought the club in 2012. The average payment is expected be about $87,000 for each of the 65 members involved in the case. The members were awarded $4.8 million, plus $925,000 in interest.

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The entire civilized world and space aliens are completely aghast at the psychotic horror the that gained control of the White House and could incinerate the world in a heartbeat for savage amusement.

The imbecilic, self-satisfied trust fund-twit at the helm is but the ridiculous embodiment of all that makes Baby Boomers the most odious instantiation of human beings ever to curse the surface of the earth.

No, he is merely a chew toy and mouthpiece for the rank, twisted musings of the uber criminal Steve Bannon who lives and breaths to wreak chaos upon the innocent to prove to the universe that he qualifies as a human being.

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WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop “bad hombres down there” unless the Mexican military does more to control them, according to an excerpt of a transcript of the conversation obtained by The Associated Press.

The excerpt of the call did not detail who exactly Trump considered “bad hombres,” nor did it make clear the tone and context of the remark, made in a Friday morning phone call between the leaders. It also did not contain Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto’s response. Mexico denies that Trump’s remarks were threatening. Read more »