Poontang-crazed family-values GOP icon and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has been on a pestorking rampage for who knows how long, trashing his wife and kids like the wanton, diabolical Republican reptile he is, no doubt regaling his harem with stories about his wife’s sexual incompetence and praising their expert service in satisfying his most savage, monstrous GOP lusts.

The only reason that Sanford even did his confessional freakout is because The State newspaper editor called his bestest buddy and former chief of staff Tom Davis and told him, hey, we got the dope on the Argentinean poon tango and the phones are ringing off the hook here with tales of a lawless, relentless pestork-o-rama from women from all over – three and counting.

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Well, it turns out there were mistakes made in the vote tally from Iran, and the Guardian Council is finally ready to admit it. In case you weren’t ready to acknowledge that Iran is fucking absurd, to the point of making Floridian Democracy look like a realization of Utopian ideals, Enduring America, (through Sully), has posted this update from Iran:

A spokesman for the Guardian Council said that President Ahmadinejad’s vote total has been revised upwards after the recount.

Democracy wins again!

Latest from Iran (29 June): The Challenge Survives [Enduring America]

Take the edge off.

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Fox never fails to disappoint:

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And when all else fails, blame Obama.

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Fox News takes a momentary detour through the Reality Based Community:

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UPDATE: Here’s the Google cache of the von Brunn post that Free Republic put up (referenced in the last comment thread). Frightening.

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Not a rifle, but a shotgun:

The news here is not that Tennessee has passed a law allowing gun possession in bars and restaurants.  The news is that there are still twelve entire states that do not allow American Patriots to carry a gun into the local Chili’s. That’s 12 stars we’re going to have to remove from the flag.

Additionally, the new law does not go far enough in ensuring American freedom, since it still forbids drinking while carrying a gun, just like the Koran! Tennessee’s Demorat Governor, Phil Bredesen, did veto the bill. He seems to think it’s unwise to have guns and alcohol in the same establishment. but he was overridden by the gun-loving Tennessee legislature, who subsequently went home to masturbate to pictures of Charlton Heston (May He Rest in Peace!).

Tenn. lawmakers approve allowing guns in bars [Salon]