Whatever the Haitians did in 1804, it sure has conservatives pissed. Today’s entrant in the pro-slavery derby is Mark Krikorian, director of something called the “Center for Immigration Studies,” which appears to study ways to stop immigration:

My guess is that Haiti’s so screwed up because it wasn’t colonized long enough… But, unlike Jamaicans and Bajans and Guadeloupeans, et al., after experiencing the worst of tropical colonial slavery, the Haitians didn’t stick around long enough to benefit from it… And by benefit I mean develop a local culture significantly shaped by the more-advanced civilization of the colonizers.

Hmmm. Let’s check the Library of Congress on that:

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The NRO’s Jonah Goldberg has some Tough Hate for Haiti:

The sad truth about Haiti isn’t simply that it is poor, but that it has a poverty culture. Yes, it has had awful luck. Absolutely, it has been exploited, abused and betrayed ever since its days as a slave colony. So, if it alleviates Western guilt to say that Haiti’s poverty stems entirely from a legacy of racism and colonialism, fine. But Haiti has been independent and the poorest country in the hemisphere for a long time.

Even if blame lies everywhere except among the victims themselves, it doesn’t change the fact that Haiti will never get out of grinding poverty until it abandons much of its culture.

Dude. Six-figure death toll. Bodies buried with bulldozers. No infrastructure left. 1.5 million homeless. “Tens of thousands without access to food, water and medical supplies.”

We don’t care if some of your best in-laws are Haitians. We don’t care what you think about James Cameron. And we really don’t care about how you think that starving, homeless, devastated people should pick themselves up by their bootstraps.

Haiti won’t prosper until it abandons culture of poverty [Jonah Goldberg (syndicated), via Cuthbert]

What is delaying Haiti’s aid? [BBC]

Who else?

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He convinced me to go here and send more money to help.

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George Stephanopoulos, who doesn’t even bother to remind Mayor Shithead that, among other things, 9/11 and the shoe bomber happened on the Boy King’s watch.

Stephanopoulos, attempting to save a bit of face, takes to his blog to point out that Giuliani had a little memory lapse – and gets taken to task in the comments for his failure. I suggested he retire.

My former mayor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-vtDwxWj8

As Think Progress points out, this is complete and utter nonsense:

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We were wondering when Dick would crawl out from under his secure & undisclosed rock:

[W]e are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe,” Cheney said in a statement to POLITICO. “Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency — social transformation — the restructuring of American society.”

But we have to give the prize to “former Romney spokesman Kevin Madden”, who despite being completely unknown, managed to get onto CNN this morning to drop this whopper:

You have to also remember the fact that the president being on vacation in Hawaii, it’s much different than being in Texas. Hawaii to many Americans seems like a foreign place.

Actually, Texas seems quite foreign to us. But if you’re keeping score, the Sarah Palin Hawaiian Yellow Peril meme is taking hold.

Dick Cheney: Barack Obama ‘trying to pretend’ [Politico]

Madden defends GOP’s hypocritical attacks: Obama’s in Hawaii, which ’seems like a foreign place.’ [ThinkProgress]

He could not be more wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wSIUoF6YA

The more idiots like Huckabee in the GOP, the better the chances of killing off conservatism for good. Long may he wave.

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