
Hey kids! Illinois voted today! And guess who has two thumbs and lives in Illinois? This guy!
Sparse running commentary / Open Thread lies beneath.
1912 (Chicago War Time) — So this morning I voted. And then I rode my bike (8.5 miles) to work. Last second thing at said workplace had me there until 1810. As every Chicagoan knows: dry cleaners close at 7:00 p.m. Not 7:01 or 7:02, but 7:00 p.m. Bust my ass to get home, pick up dry cleaning, and write this here post.
I say this for two reasons. One: I now get to tell my grandkids, “in my day, I biked 8.5 miles to work in the snow. Both ways.” Two: the rage inside me when I heard when turnout was “extremely low” in Chicago due to — excuse me — a quarter-inch of SNOW?? Christ, the rage was massive. We have 275 snowfighting trucks and CONTINUING TEAM COVERAGE, and nobody can roll out of bed and vote? After Blago? After Stroger? Bad day to flake out, people.
Downstate turnout, however, was steady. This could end really badly.
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