Feds Bitch-Slap ACORN Pimp

My favorite part of the story is that one of the other plumbers, Robert Flanagan, is the son of the U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Louisiana (William Flanagan). Makes it much less awkward that he got arrested in the Eastern District of Louisiana.

Perhaps the Flanagan family is unhappy that Landrieu had a hand in someone other than dear old dad being the next USA for the western district of Louisiana. One of Landrieu’s two recommendations — Stephanie A. Finley — has been nominated for the position.

@karen marie: And she’s black! Gasp! (I’m assuming because her alma mater undergrad and law school are HBCUs).

Nothing less than jail time will do for this shitbag.

@blogenfreude: This could actually get interesting, given how O’Keefe’s been nominated for Wingnut Sainthood. I won’t recap here, but pieces are flinging all over the place.

Send that fucker to Angola in a fucking wedding dress with a target drawn on his ass. He can regale all the serial killers and rapists with his theories of the invisible hand while they stomp him unconscious and rape his ass into a bloody pulp. Conservatives understand the deterrent aspect of appropriate sentencing.

My back hurts when I laugh. My back is really hurting.

@FlyingChainSaw: No no no; they must not stomp him uncoscious and then assrape him, they must stomp him only until he is toothless and ugly, then assrape him to unconsciousness.

@Promnight: Dang, you’re always ahead of us on the details! Lemme get the LA AG on the phone again.

@Promnight: @FlyingChainSaw:

I think the ass-raping goes first, just so he can appreciate it properly without a lot of blood in his eyes. Also, I feel for the convicts that are committing the rape; he’s not that pretty to begin with. Definitely assraping first.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: I don’t think that learning show tunes will help here.

The part of this story that bothers me the most is was that SERIOUSLY the outfit he was wearing when he did the whole undercover pimp thing? Because, I mean, seriously. Scrawny white boy looked like a Northwestern or University of Chicago douchebag dressed up for one of their infamously offensive ‘Pimps & Hos’ parties. I am no expert, but I doubt REAL pimps dress like they just stepped out of a 1970s Blaxplotation film, or for that matter a Party City at Halloween.

@homofascist: The part of this story that bothers me the most is was that SERIOUSLY the outfit he was wearing when he did the whole undercover pimp thing?

I was ignoring the whole thing, but the Pimp shots are apparently after-the-fact, shot to, er, dress up the undercover footage.

@nojo: I am still not convinced the ACORN people weren’t just zooing on this guy. A fucktard start talking nonsense to me, I just go him one better which may have happend here. “Oh, yes, we can get you a grant to eat live babies from the DHHS. Can you make an ‘X’ on a form for me?”

@nojo: Well, I guess he gets some credit for not going in blackface.

@homofascist: Or a big Afro wig.