Remarks have been made elsewhere on this site this afternoon about the American Family Association’s stance in re mosques.  Which is: no mosques in the United States — anywhere.

Naturally, this is probably a “move-the-goalposts” moment — making a ban on a mosque in Lower Manhattan seem reasonable, etc.  But a commenter over at TPM came with this:

Every teabagging idiot that agrees with this fuckwit while whining about Obama “ignoring the Constitution” should get a copy of the First Amendment nailed to their forehead.

 Normally, the commentariat at mass-market sites have a shockingly high level of stupid.  (You can’t read a news story on CNN anymore without running into ten mouthbreathing morons.)  But this commenter parked it, like Mark McGuire in the bad-old days.

And so: we should run a special, teabagger-only poll….

Pick one, teabaggers — and death is not an option: (A) The Constitution. (B) Ban all mosques.

Push it on the right-wing blogs.  Cross-post on Free Republic.  The whole smash.  Time to call their bluff.

She’s alive, although Dick Cheney might beat her to the grave:

Happy Birthday Phyllis.

The joke just writes itself, really.

I mean, I’m not expecting Tony to go to NASCAR events or high school football games in September on Friday nights.  But: for fuck’s sake.

(Incidentally, Barry & Plugz went golfing on Saturday, according to same linked wire article.  A little less upper-crust than yachting, to be fair.  But still — noted.)

ADD: For no good reason, post-jump…. Yacht Rock.

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I got nothing, so here’s something:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMG5B-Lwokw

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All of Mariah Carey’s dreams have come true, now that four types of Hello Kitty wine are set to hit the market. For who knows drinks better than a tiny cat without a mouth, eh? [Jezebel]

After a day blogging about teabagger violence and intimidation, I thought I’d share this … Fake Akio Toyoda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te3T60ryDYA

Original Andrew found the best one: