Unicorn won Iowa then Megan got fired then we held a thousand or fifteen-hundred comment wake (it’s hard to say because they’re all gone now) then Homofascist started an Army then Megan started a blog with Greg and Hunter and Homofascist and Blogenfreude and FlyingChainSaw and Marcel then we all moved there then Nojo tarted up the comments then nobody posted for a couple of days then Nojo took the site for a joyride then everybody came back and Kaila joined us then everything really kicked into gear then we all started talking dirty Friday nights then Unicorn won the nomination then he started disappointing a few people but the alternative was unthinkable then the comments broke and everybody hated the substitute system then the site broke then we all moved to Nojo’s blog for a few days but unbeknownst to anyone Nojo was plotting a new site because Greg and Hunter were planning changes to the old site that would have made everyone unhappy then we all moved to a new site again then Chicago Bureau and RomeGirl (writing under a second pseudonym to hide from her mother) were promoted Above the Timestamp then we all settled in for Talibunny Talibunny Talibunny then the economy crashed then we all started passing Polaroids around then Talibunny lost then RomeGirl’s RomeBoy started talking dirty on Saturday nights then we all just sat on our hands waiting for That Fucking Dimwit to Get the Hell Out of The White House so we could get on with our lives.

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