“Two men are facing charges in a crime that has family members shocked. They are accused of putting their deceased friend into a car and then heading out for a night of bar hopping.” [CBS Denver]

Our guest columnists plan on making innocuous pests of themselves starting Saturday.

Our Mission

On the 17th of September, we want to see 20,000 people to flood into lower Manhattan, set up tents, kitchens, peaceful barricades and occupy Wall Street for a few months. Once there, we shall incessantly repeat one simple demand in a plurality of voices and we will not leave until that demand has been met.

Like our brothers and sisters in Egypt, Greece, Spain, and Iceland, we plan to use the revolutionary Arab Spring tactic of mass occupation to restore democracy in America. We also encourage the use of nonviolence to achieve our ends and maximize the safety of all participants.

Who is Occupy Wall Street?

Occupy Wall Street is leaderless resistance movement with people of many colors, genders and political persuasions. The one thing we all have in common is that We Are The 99% that will no longer tolerate the greed and corruption of the 1%.

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The attention-grabbing report:

A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

And a few of the (real) details you can’t read in this reduced graphic:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W5xDBxE_0w

YouTube:

michelle obama at 9/11/11 US Flag folding [rolls her eyes]

What did she say about our flag??? What ever it was, he apparently agreed… I’m not the best at reading lips, but I know that facial expression… This happens on a day that everyone else is remembering our lost loved ones. Sad.

Gateway Pundit:

Read into this what you will…
First Lady smirks and shakes her head at 9-11 flag ceremony.
By the way… What did she tell Barack?

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The NATIONAL ENQUIRER grabs a BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE based on SECOND-HAND KNOWLEDGE of an UNPUBLISHED NEW BOOK written by SOMEBODY ELSE:

In a bombshell NATIONAL ENQUIRER world exclusive, the new issue of The ENQUIRER hitting newsstands today breaks major news on SARAH PALIN and her husband TODD, according to a new book.

Of course, since that SOMEBODY ELSE is FAMOUS AUTHOR and WASILLA WACKY NEIGHBOR JOE McGINNIS, the BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE might hold some merit, so let’s TAKE A LOOK:

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Our Special Guest Columnist for Stinque Post #5,000 is The President of The United States.

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Can we meet for dinner? [Obama campaign email]

The American Prospect’s Jaime Fuller — yes, we’re that bored with the news — proposes a simple comparison to place the Republican primary race in context:

The reason Obama beat Clinton in 2008 is because independent and moderate voters — the bread and butter of general elections — are mostly irrelevant in primary elections where passionate partisans drive decision-making. Obama looked like the best candidate to liberal Democrats in 2008 — in part because of his long-standing opposition to the Iraq War — and those are the voters who matter most in the primaries for both parties.

In case Jaime Fuller missed the news: Barack Obama also won the 2008 general election.

You know, the one independents and moderates vote in.

Not only that, Obama was leading in electoral-college poll-tracking all summer. The reason anybody even knows about Sarah Palin is that John McCain was desperate after his “Celebrity” ads fell flat. And even then, Palin’s value to his ticket lasted only until a nice lady asked about her reading habits.

So why did Unicorn beat Swampsow that spring?

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