Once You Go Backcourt, You Never Go Back

Bow chikka wow wow.

So if we go by the trend of GOPer “I hate what I lust” this means that she really really really wants to bone Barry (a noted hoopster who is a touch mocha.)

“It’s twoo!”

I don’t give a damn.

But I do have to wonder about the people who are making a fuss over an interracial one night stand while single and not, say, the intraracial affair she had while married.

“Just about three months after her alleged one-night stand with Michigan star player Glen Rice, Sarah Palin (then Sarah Heath) reported on a Wolverines game for Anchorage’s KTUU-TV. In the clip above, she’s reporting on Michigan’s 80-67 loss against Purdue on March 3, 1988 in the Big Ten championship game. Her alleged former lover had just 11 points and shot 5 for 16 from the field in the game, so he goes unmentioned.”

– deadspin.com – really worth watching

http://deadspin.com/5840280/heres-sarah-palin-reporting-on-glen-rices-michigan-team-three-months-after-they-allegedly-humped

Great. Finally, something worth asking the Talibunny about at press conferences. Hey, did you take Glenn Rice bareback? In the ass? Are you still fucking Glenn? Do you shout his name when Todd mounts you? Does that excite Todd? Do you think Glenn loves you? When did he stop loving you? How do you live with that?

@FlyingChainSaw: It’s funny because Glen never took it to the hoop when he was with the Lakers. Everything was from the outside. Guess she liked that.

@Dodgerblue:
zing

Another important question journalists should be asking the Talibunny at every opportunity. Why should you have to guess about anything regarding a public figure as important as the Talibunny?

@Dodgerblue: Everything was from the outside. Guess she liked that.

@FlyingChainSaw: “Was it the length or the girth?”

Talibunny, did Glen give the gift of girth?

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That:

@FlyingChainSaw:
“How does Todd stack up? Would you do them both at the same time? Can we watch?”

@Dodgerblue: Fair to call him an “NBA great”? I’d never heard of him before today.

@mellbell: Keef weighs in:

You know, on this @SarahPalinUSA hookup thing, it is kind of a surprise that noted shoot-firster Glen Rice actually ever made a pass

Never heard of him either, but I don’t count.

You should be dean of a journalism school.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Can we watch?”

DB, can I use this for my Obama Twitter feed? It has nearly 50,000 followers now.

http://twitter.com/#!/barrackobama

@Dodgerblue: It’s funny because Glen never took it to the hoop when he was with the Lakers. Everything was from the outside. Guess she liked that.

Talibunny was pregnant with Tromp when she and Todd eloped, so she presumably wasn’t using birth control pills. Did she help Rice put on a condom, or do you suppose they did it nekkid?

Things I Never Want to See Again As Long As I Live: Ed Schultz in a tight black t-shirt.

@FlyingChainSaw: Please put it on the feed.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: What makes you think Rice was penetrating Talibunny? I imagine her pegging him with a big ass strap-on.

@SanFranLefty: Well, you know, it’s DB’s prose. I hastask permission.

And what would the theoretical Palin/Rice love child have been named? Trick? Trench? Train?

Foul

@FlyingChainSaw: COTD. And yes, tweet away.
@mellbell: No, I’d say an NBA good, for a few years. He did one thing, and he did it very well: catch a pass from another player and shoot immediately from medium to long range, with high accuracy. He really couldn’t dribble the ball very well, or play defense, or drive to the basket for a layup (“go to the hoop”), or rebound, and once you passed him the ball, you never got it back. But if Sarah needed some instant scoring, he’s her man.

OK, it’s on Barrack’s twitter feed.

With 50K followers it should get traction