Guests Will Be Frisked

Wow. 5000. Seeing as I’ve contributed, well, maybe 10 or 20 this year, I need to up my game. Just like Glen Rice.

@chicago bureau: Interesting news about Rice and Palin. When Rice played for the Lakers, he was a great catch-and-shoot player but did not move the ball well. So to speak.

Wow. When do subsidiary rights kick in?

Elizabeth Warren is running for Senate against Scott Brown!

@Dodgerblue: Your GF.

@JNOV: Why the belt? Why?

@Dodgerblue: “Why the belt? Why?”

The Stinque Fashionistas’ work is done. I’m so proud of you.

@Benedick: I saw my first MacBook Air in the wild today. Those are cute.

Hoboy. So, if you’re ever bored, I suggest NOT perusing the missed connections section of CraigsList.

You’re one of my students – m4w – 32 (Camden County)
Date: 2011-09-14, 11:38AM EDT
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I can tell by your flirty eyes and looks in class that you’re interested in more than the lecture. It’s so wrong, but I think you are incredibly sexy… I spent the entire class fantasizing and trying not to get too excited. Let me know which class I teach and then let’s talk about how we relieve this frustrating situation.

Location: Camden County
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PostingID: 2598174697

And if that isn’t creepy enough…

HOT MILF in WAWA parking lot – m4w – 31 (Voorhees/ Route 561)
Date: 2011-09-05, 3:34PM EDT
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Sunday night around midnight, at the Wawa in Voorhees off 561 I saw an incredibly gorgeous MILF.
Dark hair, black shirt…I saw you in your car talking on the phone….we both went in store and when I came out, you were in your car talking on the phone again. I swear you were looking over at me and was hoping that you were going to flash me those huge breasts. I wanted to come over and say Hi, but instead ended up pleasuring myself to you last night.
I hope you see this.

Location: Voorhees/ Route 561
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PostingID: 2583356402

@nojo: I like mine a lot. I got the solid-state version. Had to have the hard drive replaced in my iMac. Brought it home yesterday, fired up Time Machine and within 90 mins my machine was EXACTLY AS IT WAS BEFORE THE CRASH. Everything restored. It’s awesome and just a mite creepy.

@Benedick: I love mine, but something goes wrong during boot up. After the hard drive had to be replaced twice in a month (second one worked for a week or two, then started the old freeze-on-start-up routine), the technician advised me not to shut it down. All very well until I need to fly.