That, and Cockroaches

The attention-grabbing report:

A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

And a few of the (real) details you can’t read in this reduced graphic:

  • Casting Couch Security Screening Area
  • Co-Ed Glass Shower Enclosure Decontamination Units
  • Security Insertion Checkpoint
  • To Private Fertility Chambers
  • Rotating Center State Hydraulic Platform w/Emergency Pole Access to Upper Levels
  • To Lavatories/Extractment Quarters
  • World Disaster Satellite Monitor
LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker [CBS Los Angeles]

Mad Max: Beyond Silicone

Some Testicles For Liebowitz

T/J: I just had the pleasure of having a drink with charming, lovely Lefty. From this high point, I will be descending into the pit of doom that is Dodger Stadium.

Oh, hey! Did you know that (some/many?) straight guys are now messing with their pubes, as in waxing and stuff? I’ve never seen so many equilateral triangle thatches in my life.

@JNOV: Make them shave their balls. And the shaft. Otherwise it’s like when the dental floss gets shredded between your teeth and you can’t get it out. Sometimes for days. Plus you can have a lot of fun going dominatrix and doing the shaving. I think Dodge can bear that out. Catt is strictly a Nair man. He’s all like “Mind my taint, dude!”

Have you ever felt really sleepy while sitting up but then “wake up” the moment you lie down? That’s what’s happening the me right now. So weird.

@JNOV: Say what?! They’re shaving landing strips and such? The mind boggles.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Umm, unless you could have had a beer from 3:45 – 4:25 at Union Station, you would have missed me. Next time I’m in El Ay, I swear I’ll spend more time there. I miss Cassandra, and I want to meet Mr. Catt.

@Dodgerblue: So good to see you! I take it nobody on the Dodgers did as well as Pablo Sandoval did today for Los Gigantes?

@JNOV: Them be fightin’ words. Dodger will cut that fat sack of shit a new asshole.

Holy Fucking Stay of Execution, SCOTUS — glad Justice Ginsburg was able to evacuate the plane to make the vote.

Unfortunately, they still haven’t halted next week’s execution of Troy Davis in Georgia.

@JNOV: Perhaps Rush likes women who look like little boys.
@SanFranLefty: Hit for the cycle! Now, there’s a stat that only real baseball nerds can appreciate. My Dodgers got mathematically eliminated from the playoffs with their weak-assed loss tonight, to no one’s surprise.
@Benedick: I had to shave when I had my vasectomy. The nurse admired my work. Then the doctor walked in with a cold scalpel . . . .

@Dodgerblue: Poor Panda nearly gave himself a heart attack running for the triple.

@SanFranLefty: The Dodgers started this guy at catcher named Federowicz. The name reminded me of a guy from Sgt. Bilko’s platoon.

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