Okay, fine. Canadian Ninjas probably don’t say “Cowabunga!” But whatever Japanese Ninjas say, Canadian Ninjas probably don’t say that, either.

Improv in Toronto [via Know Your Meme]

We can’t decide whether he’s doing Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Wayland Flowers, or Rip Taylor.

[via Political Wire]

[NYT]

We met our first Wingnut in 1967. The word wasn’t around at the time, but thinking back on it, he fit the type. Stupid. Confident. Jerk.

We were in third grade. It was Halloween, and instead of begging for candy and going through the Mom Ritual of fretting about apples embedded with razor blades, we decided to wander around the old neighborhood of modest two-bedroom homes with a distinctive orange box, trick-or-treating for UNICEF.

We don’t recall being especially concerned about Starving Children in Africa. It just seemed like the thing to do.

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“During Herman Cain[!]’s tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, at least two female employees complained to colleagues and senior association officials about inappropriate behavior by Cain[!], ultimately leaving their jobs at the trade group, multiple sources confirm to POLITICO.”

Title: “I Never Thought I’d See the Day!: Culture at the Crossroads”

Author: David Jeremiah

Rank: 10

Blurb…

Is Western civilization in an accelerating decline? And if it continues will it eventually weaken and cause us to come to the end of cultured civilization as we now know it? “Yes,” says David Jeremiah, and in his book, I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY! he details numerous signs of this cultural decay including:

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If for some reason you don’t qualify for the handgun class at Keller’s Riverside Store in Mason, Texas, might we suggest instead a genuine Wood-Carved Bottle Stopper as a token of your visit?

[via @LuxMentis]