The Whole World Hates This Crazy Old Fucking Hyperindulged Fuckwit

Just how reviled is the hateful insane, apocalypse baiting John ‘Psychogeezer’ McCain?  Almost no one on earth except for the GOP base, crystal meth-crazed snakehandlers and goat fuckers, would vote for the confused wife-abandoner and organized crime suck-up.

That’s the inescapable conclusion of the Economist’s Global Electorial College project that posits the question, ‘What if the Whole World Could Vote?” The vote thus far shows they’d blow lunch at the prospect of Psychogeezer running for anything more important than public-restroom bathroom attendant. As of this morning, Psychogeezer was trailing with 18 global electorial college votes to Barack Obama’s 8482.

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Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus Pestorked the Psychogeezer When He Was a Psychoyoungster

Those crazy kids, Talibunny and Psychogeezer, they can pull just any odd citation from their scruffy CVs and transform it into a credential of vast import, providing proof of their greatness and keystones for their roles as leaders of the free world.

Talibunny can see Russia from her house, qualifying her to play Putin like a mewling sled dog. The Psychogeezer pestorked a random model in Rio in 1957, making him the modern day incarnation of American Ur-statesman Benjamin Franklin. Oh, yes, of course!

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Alaska Turns Out to Revile The End-Timer Talibunny

Alaska’s raging disgust with the end-timer vice presidential candidate Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin grows by the hour, driven by her breathtaking campaign mendacity and the fact that she handed over control of the state to GOP reprobate-at-large Karl Rove, a character successful principally through his eagerness to chew the smegma off of George W. Bush’s genitals, hardly an exemplar of the frontier values held dear by workaday Alaskans.

Palin Approval Ratings Drops in Alaska [Anchorage Daily News]

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Heather Locklear: Ray-Ban Murderer

Pathetic flea-bag TV actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol after she was observed jumping the curb in her car and driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses like a fucking psycho.

CHP police arrested Locklear on Saturday evening for driving around stoned after they got a call about her going bonkers in Montecito, finally intercepting her on State Road 192, where she had abandoned her car and went to play in traffic.

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Huggy, Kuddly Kutee-Pie Talibunny Places Second in Maxim's Hot Pol Contest. Praise!

Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin’s dedication to establishing a militant theocracy may give the Psychogeezer a gumby, but her teasing dalliance  of fascism, rather than full-throated, grunting, gagging, shlong-gobbling surrender to fascism was only good enough to place her 2nd in Maxim magazine’s World’s Hottest Politicians competition this month.

In a sad testimony of our times and the inevitable decent of the western world into a theocratic nightmarescape, the clearest criterion separating first and second place in Maxim‘s World’s Hottest Politicians competition was literally an apparent willingness of the pol to ingest fascist man meat with sufficient abandon.

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