Global Psychogeezer Hate Index Soars
Just how reviled is the hateful insane, apocalypse baiting John ‘Psychogeezer’ McCain? Almost no one on earth except for the GOP base, crystal meth-crazed snakehandlers and goat fuckers, would vote for the confused wife-abandoner and organized crime suck-up.
That’s the inescapable conclusion of the Economist’s Global Electorial College project that posits the question, ‘What if the Whole World Could Vote?” The vote thus far shows they’d blow lunch at the prospect of Psychogeezer running for anything more important than public-restroom bathroom attendant. As of this morning, Psychogeezer was trailing with 18 global electorial college votes to Barack Obama’s 8482.
Oh, fuck, we’re kidding, right? Someone outside of a trailer park in US voted for Psychogeezer? Are there really countries with huge diaspora settlements of toothless snakehanlding inbreds who read the Economist or something?
Apparently so, with Moldava and Georgia going solidly for the Psychogeezer. We’ve no explaination for Moldava but it looks like Psychogeezer locked up the Georgian vote with his ‘We are all Georgians now” comment after the Russians stomped their asses. In the US, the polity that matters in this race to save the world from 8 years of CheneyCo/Neocon psychosis, the vote spread is 80% Obama and 20% Psychogeezer.