Yes, it’s my 425 SF Manhattan apartment as seen from … the Roomba! Prepare to be bored out of your mind! And yes, those are my feet, and I am in fact wearing scrubs – best tip I ever got from my ex, the ER doc.
Bach – pretty sure this is performed on the Flentrop Organ at Harvard:
This is probably my favorite piece of music – wish I could find the Moog version on YouTube, but it’s not there:
Falls apart a bit at the end, but bravissimo!
You have heard me gush about my market, Fairway. This is the latest scandale on the UWS – first rats in the produce section, then a mouse in the olives:
More Spitzer than Vitter despite the (R) after his name:
TALLAHASSEE — State Rep. Mike Horner, a Republican from Kissimmee, abruptly resigned his seat in the Florida House on Monday following reports that he was a client at a Central Florida brothel.
Horner, 44, was a solid favorite to win a third term in District 42 in Osceola and Polk counties. His name surfaced during the investigation of alleged brothel owner, Mark David Risner, 54, who faces racketeering and prostitution charges and is accused of running a prostitution ring out of his Orange County home. Investigators found hundreds of names as they investigated Risner’s operation, and Horner shut down his campaign website shortly after his name was publicized.
Coincidentally, there’s a porn actor called Mike Horner.

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