Daughter of Bozo Endorses Mittens

She’s baaaaack!!!!

Tea Party darling, non-witch, alleged daughter of Bozo the Clown, born-again virgin, and failed U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell endorsed Mitt Romney for the GOP Presidential nomination yesterday.

And she’s back in classic Celibabe fashion. When quizzed about concerns regarding Mittens’ flip-flopping on every issue of importance, she said, “He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.”

One can only hope to see her out on the campaign trail soon.

Very soon.

[USA Today]
[Stinque cameo on Countdown]


11:44 am • Wednesday • December 14, 2011

Oh boy! Mittster needs some help, he can’t keep up with Newt in the snarkosphere.

3:18 pm • Wednesday • December 14, 2011

Maybe she can appear at his campaign rallies in her ladybug outfit.

3:21 pm • Wednesday • December 14, 2011

Interestingly enough, the title of the last post would have done for this one too.


3:51 pm • Wednesday • December 14, 2011

isn’t she technically the daughter of a bozo understudy or a member of the bozo practice squad in nfl terms?

4:20 pm • Wednesday • December 14, 2011

@jwmcsame: Yes, but I wanted to get the headline to fit in the column on one line. I considered “Non-Witch Endorses Mittens” but decided to save the witchcraft for the (alt-)text.

@FlyingChainSaw: In the wet dreams of about 5 million teabaggers.

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