Stinque Launches BozoGate Billboard Campaign
Christine O’Donnell says her dad played a Local Bozo in Philadelphia. We can’t find the evidence. We demand that all politics in Our Blessed Nation cease until we uncover the truth about the Greatest Scandal of Our Time.
BOZOGATE: THE COMPLETE SAGA
1. A Very Special Stinque Investigation
2. “Where’s the Bozo Certificate?” Billboard
3. Channel Your Outrage Into Our Bank Account
Who says we can’t do original reporting??!! This is important work we’re doing here!
It’s a Bozo No No.
@blogenfreude: No shit, Sherlock!
It really is true — “if it stinques, we’re on it!”
(golf claps)
New Stinque theme song?
While others just talk and talk
Somebody’s watching where The others don’t walk.
TeaBaggers Lie, We Uncover.
Maybe he played Frank Rizzo’s double when Frank was out of town.
@SanFranLefty: Your boys made it to the Playoffs.
Greetings from a pizza joint in Fairhope, Alabama.
So, does that make her Bozetta?
FCS
It would give her an important heritage as Bozetta was a long lost character in La Boheme who was supposed to do Mimi’s solo. Word had it the singer who Puccini cast for the role of Bozetta lovingly stuffed meatballs in Puccini’s asshole and performed oral sex, until they had some kind of falling out. The margin notes in the libretto are terse and don’t explain the extraction of the character.
@FlyingChainSaw: More like Fauxetta. We can’t even take her word that her dad was a Bozo.
@DElurker: Oh, wow! Rizzo! WELCOME, DElurker. Let’s meet up at Total Wine and More one day!
Oh, and we had Bozo in Philly? Captain Noah — yes. (I was even on his show.) Bozo? Are we sure O’Donnell’s dad wasn’t playing the clown in Capturing the Friedmans?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!