Keith Olbermann Invited to Blog on Apocalyptically Vulgar Website That MSNBC Online Ad Unit Disowned

Only if he blogs about Sport.

Mayanti Langer looks like she’s wearing cheap curtains for a dress during Germany v Srpska. This may not be the first time Germany was upset by partisani from Belgrade, Klose is out of the match and the Reich is down a goal at the half.

Dude. $20 keeps you in beer money? You’re not drinking enough.

When is Ford gonna figure out we’re a bunch of commie deviants and sexual preverts?

@Prommie: I’m surprised we don’t have Rentboy ads here yet.

@Nabisco: Got yr emails re ladies of soccer. Guess I’ll have to throw the str8 boys around here a bone(r) this weekend.

gotta say he has had some moments lately

Sure Olbermann knows sport and can do a fair parody of Edward R Murrow – but can this fucker deliver the apocalyptically vulgar in the great tradition of Stinque.com, can he, Nojo?

I doubt his commitment to pig fucking.

I doubt his commitment to skull-fucking.

@IanJ: the bar is high, indeed.
@SanFranLefty: Te agradezco in advance. Although after a night of “rooting” for “footie” with US “fans” at a foreign “pub”, I’m not only well into my cups, but I’m also thinking the Hottie of the Day should involve skullfucking, referees and Slavs, preferably a Slav referee being, you know, intimately gored in the cranium.

@Nabisco: It would be cool if he brought Dan with him to Stinque. All other Sport is all about the Lakers this morning, or Tuesday or whatever in M.I.A. land.

If I had known he was so sensitive, I would have meandered over to Kos (which I loathe) just to post some Cornell jokes.

@redmanlaw: Go ahead, piss me off some more, bato. I was fooking rooting for the Celts, as if I have any skin in the game.

ADD: I was anointed as Bob Bradley’s cousin, and his son’s uncle tonight (mad ball handling skillz in common, apparently) so let me just put in a vote for him to be the WC fookin hottie of the day, even if only Skinny Donovan is the only one to remove his shirt.

/fuming/

@Nabisco: Woah, buddy, you’re well on your way to “my xon you will dire” territory….but I have to admit the time change makes it awesome to witness your late night fooking shenanigans while I’m sipping my morning coffee at work.

@IanJ: That’s right. Nojo, ask this guy if he can articulate his commitment to skullfucking.

@Nabisco: I was going to feature some of the wimminz you sent me for hottie of the day, but if you insist I’ll go with boy Bradley. ;-)

I doubt his commitment to Sparkle Motion.

@Original Andrew: I’m sure he looks fine in a rabbit head.

I’ve never understood that whole “My Xon you may dire” thing. You guys are cliquey.

And while I’m thinking about Google Ads, let’s say adieu to SmileTrain.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: I think it was during CP days, but it was the high water mark for After Dark overshare drunkitude, courtesy of RML, who was getting increasingly incoherent one night until typing this enigmatic statement and going offline/passing out.

@flippin eck: Thank God it wasn’t me.

@Benedick: Right, you saved up your moment in the spotlight to describe a night of savage pestorking and abandoned pussy eating.

@FlyingChainSaw: Speaking of which, I just opened up a Stinque After Dark thread.