You knew that Hitler would have an opinion on Constantin Studios’ hissy fit about the Downfall videos:

Hitler, as “Downfall producer” orders a DMCA takedown from Brad Templeton on Vimeo.

[via Media Matters]

“Midway through the argument… Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr. — who is known to write out his opinions in long hand with pen and paper instead of a computer — asked what the difference was ‘between email and a pager?'” [DC Dicta, via Political Wire]

Isn’t that sweet? Natasha Narula got all dolled up in a princess dress to take her daughter to Disneyland Paris. But when they reached the gates of the Gauloises Kingdom, they were taken aside by, um — okay, let’s choose Jafar — who told Mum she could take her copyright-infringing outfit somewhere else:

‘Being pulled aside by the security team was so humiliating,’ she said. ‘They said to me, ‘‘You can’t get in here looking like that’’. I was wearing a silly, puffy-sleeved wedding dress with a birthday badge and Mickey Mouse ears. I hardly looked like Princess Belle from Beauty and the Beast.’

Please, don’t judge: Mum bought the “totally hideous wedding dress” for twenty quid at Oxfam. She knows it was tacky. That was the point.

Perhaps she should have tried Jessica Rabbit instead. Looks like she could rock a glittering bustier.

‘Princess’ banned from Disneyland over dress [Metro UK, via LuxMentis]

Which Disney Villain Are You? [BrainFall]

“Disclosure reports examined by TPMmuckraker show that Robert Donald, a Las Vegas retiree, was the sole contributor to the ‘Ensign for Senate’ committee between January and March. Donald gave two separate $25 contributions.” [TPM]

Speaking of Myron Floren, and in honor of 4/20, we proudly present Gail and Dale in a heartfelt rendition of the modern spiritual “One Toke Over the Line”.

What? 4/20 was yesterday? Shit, who runs their life by a calendar? Fucking fascists.

[via Sully]

Suggesting that the black man in the White House can’t conduct normal government operations:

Just another celebration of all those dead people in Oklahoma City. Nothing to see here.