Is This the Felon to Whom I Am Speaking?

There’s some pushback against this scenario — that somehow it’s too stupid to explain O’Keefe’s actions. But the fact it’s so stupid is what gives it credibility.

I’m with the doubters. This sounds more like an ex-post facto scenario cooked up to avoid being charged with attempted wiretapping than an honest explanation of what actually transpired. And if reports were true that the group was found with wiretapping equipment, it’s unlikely a jury will buy this story anyway.

What kind of fucking idiot tweets about his “secret” plan? Not posting it on the net helps. One of the guys was supposedly training to be a CIA agent, now I guess we now know the training didn’t take or even the CIA has standards…

“Secret” Agent Man

There’s a douche who by all accounts is a simp
To everyone he meets he plays a fake pimp
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are you’ll be live on Fox tomorrow

Stupid Ratfucker, Stupid Ratfucker
Twitter’s given you a account and you tweet away your plan

Beware of negro faces that you find
A negro face can hide an evil mind
Ah, heavily edit what they say
And you give yourself away
Odds are you’ll be live on Fox tomorrow

Stupid Ratfucker, Stupid Ratfucker
Twitter’s given you a account and you tweet away your plan

[Lead guitar]

Stupid Ratfucker, Stupid Ratfucker
Twitter’s given you a account and you tweet away your plan

Swingin’ down to New Orleans one day
And then busted’ by Landrieu’s staff next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word tweet
Because you’re a big mouthed twit
The odds are you’ll be a big joke tomorrow

Stupid Ratfucker, Stupid Ratfucker
Twitter’s given you a account and you tweet away your plan

Stupid Ratfucker

Hombre Secreto!

Likely, they had fantasies of recording Landrieu’s phone calls, extorting her to keep Flanagan’s dad, forcing her to resign, pull a train with the local young republicans on video, etc.

@redmanlaw: Excellente. My garage band does this en ingles. Juan Rios!

I just wanna say:

O.K.
Just a little pin prick.
There’ll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working, good.
That’ll keep you going through the show
Come on it’s time to go.

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
but I have become comfortably numb.

@Prommie: Morphine’s working?

@SanFranLefty: It truly is different from the others!

@Prommie: Sweet Morphius! I had it after my knee surguries. Just be careful: your’re not as compos mentis as you think you are.

@Prommie:

favorite R&R song favorite R&R cover

This is recommended reading.

“Mr. Screamy Guy”. Heh.

we were talking about Al Jazeera yesterday:

Al Jazeera has learnt that a plan is being considered to pay up to $1bn to Taliban fighters to persuade them to lay down their arms.

In advance of an international conference in London to discuss Afghanistan’s future on Thursday, Japan, the United States and Britain are said to be leading the proposal.

The scheme would offer cash, jobs and other incentives to the Taliban and fighters in other armed groups.

I think it makes a perverted kind of sense

Louisiana Watergate crew has some spooky assoCIAtions.

Breaking – Mad Hatter Tea Party may crash and burn – Bachmann out, Palin could face half-empty room.

@redmanlaw:
Even Austin Powers is a better choice.

If this is the kind of dipshit that wants to be a CIA agent then no wonder the CIA is a laughing stock of the intel world (Canada City’s bunch isn’t much better from what I understand.)