Friday Hypocrisy Dump

What does Talibunny know about Canada City Socialism Nazi Death Panel Medicine? BTW, we also have publicly funded abortions for some.

As for McCainiac? He can go fuck himself.

Publicly funded gay marriage abortions for everyone!

Kona yacht update: rumor has it the helicopter-sporting yacht offshore is Tiger’s.

You can’t expect McCain to remember anything. Like Talibunny, he’s just making up reality as he goes along.

@Mistress Cynica: Nojo will give you $5 if new spouse challenges Tiger to a hard-on contest – $6 if he wins and provides photographs. Exclusive terms, of course.

Mr Cyn has a tee time booked & hopes Tiger canjoin him–for golf.
As for the other, Mr C wins coveted “less diseased” award.

@Mistress Cynica: Great, they can have a hard-on contest on the green. Nojo will give you $8 if you provide photos of Mr C winning and you holding out the yard stick(s) annotating his prowess. Nine dollars if you’re in the same picture spuming a shaken can of Red, White and Blue over the crowd.

@Mistress Cynica: I want Mr. Cyn to take Tiger drinking and talk some sense into that man. Or I want Mr. Cyn to be hired as Tiger’s sommelier.

@SanFranLefty: Any fucktard that texts, “Oh, at last, my soulmate,” to a random party organizer needs to be kicked to death and thrown overboard because no one is home. He’s cooked, has been for most of forever. Keep the boat through. At the least, the liquor cabinets will be full.

Legal TJ #3 of the day: Speaking of hypocrites, and picking up on a previous thread shared by the Stinquey Attorneys, Barry Administration sez gheyz can’t get benefits, despite administrative directive from 9th circuit judge.

McCain is such a fucking piece of fucking shit I just want the villagers who pulled him out of the lake in Hanoi when he stupidly got shot down to play “This is Your Life” with this asshole and finally finish him off by tearing off his arms and beating him to death with the wet ends.

@SanFranLefty: So, let me get this, um, straight…

1. Obama Administration sez its hands are tied, because federal law won’t let them.

2. Federal appeals court says no, your hands aren’t tied, grant the benefits.

3. Obama Administration sez its hands are tied, because federal law won’t let them.

And thus, yet again, The Enthusiasm Gap. (Copyright Stinque, Olbermann. And not-Sully, we had Franken telling Droopy to STFU first.) Somehow the details always spin the wrong way.

@FlyingChainSaw:
That’s pretty much what German civilians did to Allied bomber crewmen shot down in World War II. Funny how that didn’t come up in MIA controversies. Oh yeah, that was Europe not Asia.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: So what we saw on “Hogan’s Heroes “. . . wasn’t true?

@redmanlaw:
no it wasn’t true reds, but F troop was.