Wlcm Bk, Srh!
It doesn’t take a professional linguist to notice that Sarah Palin’s Facebook posts and op-ed columns are too coherent to be believed, but for months, the part of “Sarah Palin” was played exclusively by her ghostwriters.
But thank the Abominable Snowman, she returned to Twitter recently, where the real Sarah, the Sarah we know and loathe, bubbles up like oil in the tundra:
AK has18″new powder!So cut sunny vacation short(thanks, desperate paparazzi)Back early2enjoy AK snow&sparkle&Christmas prep!It all works out
Upon rtn2 AK glad2hear Legislr fights Fed’s“Endangered Species Act”listing w/all-out effort!Fed’s efforts 2 stymie r devlpmnt is unaccptable
Amidst Hanukkah&Christmas festivities,don’t lose sight:“Trace the universe back 2 God’s power&follow His power upstream 2 His wisdom”-Lucado
About that not losing sight part — what happens if we’ve already gouged out our eyes?