Wlcm Bk, Srh!

Watch out for helicopters, dude.It doesn’t take a professional linguist to notice that Sarah Palin’s Facebook posts and op-ed columns are too coherent to be believed, but for months, the part of “Sarah Palin” was played exclusively by her ghostwriters.

But thank the Abominable Snowman, she returned to Twitter recently, where the real Sarah, the Sarah we know and loathe, bubbles up like oil in the tundra:

AK has18″new powder!So cut sunny vacation short(thanks, desperate paparazzi)Back early2enjoy AK snow&sparkle&Christmas prep!It all works out

Upon rtn2 AK glad2hear Legislr fights Fed’s“Endangered Species Act”listing w/all-out effort!Fed’s efforts 2 stymie r devlpmnt is unaccptable

Amidst Hanukkah&Christmas festivities,don’t lose sight:“Trace the universe back 2 God’s power&follow His power upstream 2 His wisdom”-Lucado

About that not losing sight part — what happens if we’ve already gouged out our eyes?

SarahPalinUSA [Twitter]

Sarah Palin is the illiterate Devil.

Sms Srh ws scrd buy Yllw ppl agn.

W knw yr code Srh.

First one is fake because “paparazzi” is spelled correctly. No way in HAYELL she knows how to spell that one.

I’m just looking forward to my burlesque nativity scene.


Hey, do you know where that term comes from? Paparazzi, I mean.

@SanFranLefty: Also Hanukkah. Despite multiple spelling options, it’s not like she would stumble across one of the acceptable options…or capitalize it for that matter. Jeebus wouldn’t approve.

@IanJ: It Came From Under the Tundra?

BTW, are we supposed to follow God’s power upstream like a Candiru?

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: La Dolce Vita, of course.

ADD: Dude, you don’t understand. I dominate at Trivial Pursuit. I remember the most useless of details.

Speaking of 18 inches of powder, is Mellbell stocked up with candles, water, batteries and beef jerky for the Big Storm in D.C.? How alla you out in the storm path? Bumping about 40 here for the weekend. Looks like a muddy Christmas at this point.

@SanFranLefty: I would say that I am unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit, except that I have in mind the repeated asskickings I have suffered from you at Scrabble.

@SanFranLefty: I knew that. Except I forgot it. I blame Vespa fumes.

@SanFranLefty: @Dodgerblue:

My, I would love to take trivia lessons from such grand trivia masters!

We should play for money to make it more interesting.

@flippin eck: I had a similar thought, but found myself shying from actually expressing it. I think the thought of urethral parasites is a wee bit too much for me.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches, Dodgerblue: I’m waiting for FB to develop the Trivial Pursuit app. Then my productivity will really go in the toilet.

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