It Doesn’t Count if You’re Diddling Yourself on Camera for Your Boyfriend
Carrie Prejean would like us to know that the “sex tape” that caused her lawyer’s testicles to shrivel and her mother to do a spontaneously uncanny impression of Eric Idle’s Protestant Wife isn’t what you think.
If, that is, you’re thinking of a commercial production for which she received freelance wages and was required to fill out a W-4.
Prejean replied — insert teasing pause here — yes, there was a tape she had done as a teenager. She made it for a distant boyfriend whom she loved at the time. She said TMZ can call it a “sex tape” if it wants. But she was alone on the video, and no one else was in the room.
We’re glad that’s settled. After all, “as a Christian she’d never claimed to be perfect.” True enough. Although we vaguely recall some line about glass houses. We’ll have to look it up when we have a moment.
Prejean was divulging her innocent naughtiness to an indulgent Sean Hannity, as it happens. And both agreed that “conservative women seem to be targeted for criticism by liberal media.” We stand with them in protesting the unfairness of it all.
In other news, Laura Ingraham tells Fox that “Nancy Pelosi did everything but sell her own body to get this bill passed.”