Not to Pile On, But …
Didn’t she think that everything she ever shot would surface?
Carrie Prejean wasn’t the only member of her family who got a peek at Carrie’s solo sex tape — TMZ has learned her MOM was in the room when the Miss California USA lawyers pressed play.
Sources tell TMZ Carrie’s mom was in shock — instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.
As TMZ first reported, it took all of 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand from the Pageant people after the XXX tape was played.
Carrie Prejean’s Mother Saw the Sex Tape [TMZ]
In Carrie’s defense, the Bible only frets about dudes spilling seed.
But in undertaking important fact-checking for this comment, I came across my newest favorite verse, Deuteronomy 23:1:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Or, if the awesome majesty of King James isn’t to your taste, there’s always the English Standard Version: “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”
Alas, the Conservative Bible remains silent on this important issue of the day. Unless anybody cares to enlighten them.
(The Zombie Bible of course remains on the, um, cutting edge of exegesis: “or hath not gorged upon the brains of a human…”)
@nojo: As usual, you remain at the forefront of biblical commentary … the cutting edge … but I’ll cut it off there.
@nojo: I’ve been wounded in the stones by a baseball taking a bad hop, but I didn’t know that that precluded me from going to services. Not that I do anyway.
Awwwwwkard!!!
Now, if only we learn that it was Jimmy Swaggart filming, then the circle will be complete.
Mom thought she’d burned the last copy.
TJ/Mad Men
Damn, that was a good season ending. That is all.
@ManchuCandidate: My god, everyone jumping from the penthouse — who will land safely?
@nojo:
If Weiner captured the character of Connie Hilton then I’m pretty sure that he is currently spinning in his grave at an RPM that is equivalent to the rate his grandkids and great grandkids are blowing his money.
ETA: Weiner also has an uncanny ability of merging the zeitgeist of today with the tone of the era. I guess it’s the Nyquil, but I see some similarity to the HC debate.
@ManchuCandidate: You mean the scene where Connie liplocked with Don? I was still stunned from the tornado in the suburb that plowed through their house.
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