Sun Rises in East, Pope Catholic, Lieberman Douchebag, Bear Shits in Woods
Why are wingnuts so predictably stupid? Only Jeebus knows, I guess.
This is why they fail.
This article is a complete distortion: what it fails to mention is that Prejean made the whack-off video to help raise money for a Christian orphanage in Bangladesh.
@Serolf Divad:
thats cool. it was, you know, an opposite whack off.
but actually I think it was to build a porcelain factory that will employ orphans.
speaking of orphans, this movie is wonderful silly fun.
Why do people do this?
@Dodgerblue:
It’s an audition tape?
I don’t get the fascination with making sex tapes either. No desire to see my poor sexual technique or any physical limitations I may have, again. Once live is enough.
Now, now, I’m sure it’s like those photos where her top “accidentally” fell open to reveal her breasts, only this time her legs fell open and someone’s penis accidentally fell into her vagina.
@Mistress Cynica: This happens to me all the time.
@Dodgerblue: Is there something you’d like to share with the class, DB?
Just got home from a road trip to MD … damn I love this.

MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…