Tears of joy.
CNN: Scalia dead.
Sorry, I can’t draw.
The teabaggers caved.
We still have a government. (Mostly).
And somewhat of an economy. (Mostly).
And Ted Cruz is still a douche. (Abso-fucking-lutely)
And John Boehner is still a spineless drunk. (Oh hayell yes).
Carry on, America and world. Nothing to see here.
What’s the over/under on the teabaggers starting impeachment proceedings by MLK Day?
“If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why people are so offended at his efforts to take sole credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden.” —Dick Cheney, who neither prevented the 9/11 attack nor avenged it. [Daily Caller, NYT]