Guess what comes up when you search for “cheesy American flag eagle” on Google images?

Go blow shit up, eat some high-nitrate hot dogs, drink watery beer made in St. Louis, and whatever you do, don’t think about our non-existent civil liberties. That’s the American way!

The MTA tells me that there’s a major motion picture coming soon to a theater near me:

Title: “Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible: The New Classic Guide to Delicious Dishes with More Than 300 Recipes”

Authors: Paula Deen and Melissa Clark

Rank: 1

Blurb: “Hi, y’all!”

Review: “I don’t normally buy items for a political statement but this time I have. Paula has freedom of speech and I have the power of the buck. Today I bought this book AND a box of cheerios (in support of their ad that contains a mixed race marriage).”

Customers Also Bought: “Paula Deen Signature Pantryware Standing Rooster Paper Towel Holder”

Footnote: We smell a Delicious! tie-in with Chick-fil-A.

Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]

Oh haaiii, it’s Pride weekend here in Ess Eff, in case you didn’t hear. And you may have heard the sound of a million wingnut heads asploding as the Ninth Circuit wasted no time in lifting its stay on Judge Walker’s decision striking down Prop. 8, and while the City and County of Ess Eff can be highly inefficient in some areas, they are super efficient in issuing parking tickets and marriage licenses.  City Hall will be open all weekend until 8 pm each night.

Catch a flight and land at SFO.

Did you know BMWs used to look like this?

means blowing up the old shit. Germany shows us how to do it – SPEND MONEY: