Wouldn’t you like to wake up tomorrow in a wingnut-free world?  You just might do that.

Today is the Rapture! [Buzzfeed]

Michele Bachmann:

“President Obama said we can’t eat as much food as we want and think the rest of the world will be okay about that — as if that matters to freedom-loving Americans,” said Bachmann. “Well, we just heard last week that the Federal Government now under the Obama administration is calling for a re-ordering of America’s food supply. What’s that going to mean? Now will the White House decide how many calories we consume, or what types of food we consume?”

That is weapons-grade stupid.  Video after the jump.

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This might be the stupidest thing ever posted on the internet.  The Politico:

Nor are Democrats strangers to having their crazy uncles take center stage. During the run-up to the Iraq war, for example, Reps. Jim McDermott (D-Wash.), Mike Thompson (D-Calif.) and David Bonior (D-Mich.) famously flew to Baghdad, where McDermott asserted that he believed the president would “mislead the American public” to justify the war. The trip made it a cakewalk for critics to describe the Democratic Party as chockablock with traitorous radicals.

Douchebags.

GOP ‘Cranks’ Dominating Debate [The Politico]

Shanneen Barron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgcGlMyAg2g

Andie Brownlow.  This might be the dumbest thing ever posted on the internet. Ever.

It can be argued that the destabilization of our culture and economy, magnified by policies of the Obama Administration, conform to KGB plans for the collapse of the United States. The only question remains: Is Obama masterminding the current events for economic collapse, or is he just the hapless puppet holding the hot potato?

I have pointed out the American Thinker’s need for an editor before.  Fish, barrel, you know the rest.

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Making her first appearance, Anna Falling:

Republican mayoral candidate Anna Falling said Tuesday that putting a Christian creationism display in the Tulsa Zoo is No. 1 in importance among city issues that include violent crime, budget woes and bumpy streets.

“It’s first,” she said to calls of “hallelujah” at a rally outside the zoo. “If we can’t come to the foundation of faith in this community, those other answers will never come. We need to first of all recognize the fact that God needs to be honored in this city.”

Yeah, who the fuck needs sewer and water?

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Meet William Kostric, the patriot who brought a loaded firearm to the Obama town hall in New Hampshire.  Note the close-set eyes: