Argo, Django Unchained, Life of Pi, Lincoln, Zero Dark Thirty: Until they show up in Netflix, they’re dead to us. That also goes for Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Les Misérables, and Silver Linings Playbook, since The Academy has seen fit to run nine Best Picture nominees this year. (Why not ten? Do you hate The Avengers that much?)
No matter: We just like the show. We especially like carping at the show. Which, with Seth MacFarlane hosting, should give us ample opportunity. So prepare your pity-party popcorn for our Oscars Open Thread/Multiple Cartoon Personality Disorder. Spoiler alert: You won’t remember any of them in two weeks anyway.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: But that's our press.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon It’s the Narrative that’s straining me. Goes back sixty years now, to the Making of the…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @ManchuCandidate: And the funny thing is that we all know there’s a chain reaction legislative…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Qev's going to Ride or Die with Santos and Marge.
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
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¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…