We’ve been sitting out today’s Palin Feeding Frenzy because we’re unsure about the quality of the meal. But if you’d like to taste it yourself, here’s what she said yesterday about Our Nation’s Founding Cookware Manufacturer:

He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.

Of course, Paul Revere didn’t warn the British — he warned the colonists about the British. And so, to quote Current TV’s new spokesblowhard, “That woman is an idiot.”

Except we like our Idiots to be a clean kill, and Palin’s message is so garbled, she may very well have been trying to say the right thing, but it just came out wrong. In our exacting editorial judgment, this doesn’t meet the high standards of “In what respect, Charlie?” and “[I read] all of them.” But you’re welcome to differ, because this is a Free Country, and we’re pretty sure you’re armed.

Sarah Palin’s History Lesson: Paul Revere Warned The British [ThinkProgress]

Say, what’s that on the back of Sarah Palin’s new bus?

Join the “Fundamental Restoration of America!”

Mmmmkay. We’re not even bothering to pretend, are we?

Getting ready for the tour [SarahPAC, via @pourmecoffee]

Palin’s “Exploratory” Campaign: A Nationwide Bus Tour [RealClearPolitics]

Scott Conroy of RealClearPolitics spends a breathless 2,952 words describing the new Sarah Palin documentary, due next month. Rather than bothering to summarize — we think a pizza guy shows up at the door, but we’re not sure — let’s just cut to the goods:

Rosie O’Donnell, Matt Damon, Bill Maher, David Letterman, and Howard Stern all have brief cameos before comedian Louis C.K. goes off on a particularly ugly anti-Palin riff.

“I hate her more than anybody,” C.K. says at the end of his tirade, the rest of which is unfit to print here.

Dude, that’s the best part, and you’re looking away in embarrassment? Or are you waiting for Szekely to file a copyright lawsuit before spilling the details?

Palin’s Secret Weapon: New Film to Premiere in June [RealClearPolitics]

Rebecca Mansour, who is about as close to Sarah Palin as you can get without being Todd, had a private tweet-off with a cult member supporter last year. And now, somehow, the exchange has reached Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller. Let’s listen in!

• Erick Erickson is “a total douchebag. Greasy dumb ass with a talent for self-promotion. He threw himself in at the Gov’s SC rally. Self-promotion.”
• Romney supporters are “wacky as hell,” an “AstroTurf brigade.”
• California Senate candidate Chuck DeVore “wants to be the next Hugh Hewitt (or Huckabee). He knows he can’t win. He wants to become a ‘personality’. Give him a show to go away.” (Palin endorsed Carly.)

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Politico:

Sarah Palin’s website sparks White House buzz

Palin rolled out a new website for her PAC on Monday with significantly more content and features, along with a vehicle for Palin to start gathering email addresses and information from her supporters.

The new site, sarahpac.com, is a necessary step if Palin intends to run for president…

Time:

Palin has been unusually low-key of late — she’s not putting herself out there as relentlessly as she did in 2010. If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some distance from the spotlight might be exactly what Palin needs to recover from low approval ratings. Her true believers will be all the more thrilled if and when she launches herself back into the fray for 2012.

Proving there’s never a bad moment for a speculative Sarah Palin linkbait story.

[HuffPo, via Sully]