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Say, what’s that on the back of Sarah Palin’s new bus?
Join the “Fundamental Restoration of America!”
Mmmmkay. We’re not even bothering to pretend, are we?
Getting ready for the tour [SarahPAC, via @pourmecoffee]
Palin’s “Exploratory” Campaign: A Nationwide Bus Tour [RealClearPolitics]
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Grifter! ;)
A national sniff my fingers tour, leveraging the presidential elections for grift and book sales.
The Talibunny explores whole new frontiers in epic cynical opportunism.
You could not sell this as a movie plot, it is so fantastic.
Or a sniff my bike seat tour. . .
I can see it, now.
Talibunny alights from the bus, beaming with the light of the diabolically evil and conscienceless.
An assistant hands her a bicycle seat set upon a chromed mounting stalk. Talibunny smiles knowingly, and extends the seat for her acolytes to sniff, admitting it was her bike seat from when she was a teenager, when she wasn’t always rigorous about showering after basketball practice session.
Men line up, hand the assistant $50, sniff and swoon, some folding into their own knees to be dragged away by still other assistants who pickpocket them when the cameras are turned away.
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