Title: “Dubs Goes to Washington: And Discovers the Greatness of America”

Authors: Dick Morris, Eileen McGann, Clayton J. Liotta

Rank: 8

Blurb: “Dubs Goes to Washington… and Discovers the Greatness of America is a book that teaches young children their first patriotic lessons. The star of the book is Dubs, our adorable golden retriever. Dubs has lost his beloved tennis ball in Washington, D.C. Your kids and grandkids — and, in fact, all kids from 4-8 — will love helping Dubs find it — and, in the process, will discover what makes America such an exceptional nation.”

Review: “Buying this book for your children is tantamount to child abuse.”

Customers Also Bought: “Sweet Land of Liberty” by Callista Gingrich, “We the People: The Story of Our Constitution” by Lynne Cheney, “The Children’s Book of Heroes” by William J. Bennett, “The Snow Angel” by Glenn Beck, and “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.

Footnote: The next generation of stand-up comedians is going to be hilarious.

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Title: “I Never Thought I’d See the Day!: Culture at the Crossroads”

Author: David Jeremiah

Rank: 10

Blurb…

Is Western civilization in an accelerating decline? And if it continues will it eventually weaken and cause us to come to the end of cultured civilization as we now know it? “Yes,” says David Jeremiah, and in his book, I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY! he details numerous signs of this cultural decay including:

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Title: “Suicide of a Superpower: Will America Survive to 2025?”

Author: Pat Buchanan

Rank: 20

Blurb: “America was born a Western Christian republic, writes Buchanan, but is being transformed into a multiracial, multicultural, multilingual, multiethnic stew of a nation that has no successful precedent in the history of the world.”

Review: “Pat’s thesis is clear throughout the book: America is disintegrating before our eyes. ‘What happened to the country we grew up in?’ It’s a question that I, as someone born in 1960 and someone who shares Pat’s Christian beliefs, can identify with.” (Fr. Charles Erlandson, Tyler, Texas)

Customers Also Bought: “Why Catholics Are Right”, by Michael Coren.

Footnote: If you’d like to return to the days when Papists were scorned by polite society, fine by us.

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Title: “This Is Herman Cain!: My Journey to the White House”

Author: Herman Cain!

Rank: 10

Blurb: “If you care about the future of America, you have heard of the down-to-earth political newcomer running for president, the straight-talking man of the people with blunt assessments of what America needs. Originally overlooked by mainstream politicos and media, Herman Cain[!] is truly a candidate from ‘outside the Beltway,’ but no longer one who is being ignored. BUT WHO IS HE?”

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Title: “Brandwashed: Tricks Companies Use to Manipulate Our Minds and Persuade Us to Buy”

Author: Martin Lindstrom

Rank: 98

Blurb: “Marketing visionary Martin Lindstrom has been on the front lines of the branding wars for over twenty years. Here, he turns the spotlight on his own industry, drawing on all he has witnessed behind closed doors, exposing for the first time the full extent of the psychological tricks and traps that companies devise to win our hard-earned dollars.”

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Title: “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin”

Author: Joe McGinniss

Rank: 93

Blurb: “On Election Day 2008, McGinniss began his on-the-ground reporting that culminated, famously, in his moving next door to Sarah Palin in spring 2010. THE ROGUE is the eagerly awaited result of his research and writing: a startling study of the illusion and reality of Sarah Palin — and a probing look at the Alaska and the America that produced her. Sometimes funny, sometimes frightening, always provocative and illuminating, THE ROGUE answers the questions ‘Who is she, really?,’ ‘How did she happen?,’ and ‘Will she ever go away?’”

Review: “McGinniss does to Alaska with words what David Lynch did with film to our collective vision of America’s heartland.”

Customers Also Bought: “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs”, by Levi Johnston

Footnote: Once you envision Wasilla as Twin Peaks, everything makes sense.

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Title: “That Used to Be Us: How America Fell Behind in the World It Invented and How We Can Come Back”

Authors: Thomas L. Friedman and Michael Mandelbaum

Rank: 13

Blurb: “They offer a way out of the trap into which the country has fallen, which includes the rediscovery of some of our most valuable traditions and the creation of a new, third-party movement.”

Review: “One particularly good example for why a different way of thinking and approaching problems is needed comes from Friedman’s discussions with Byron Auguste, a managing director with McKinsey & Company.”

Customers Also Bought: “On China”, by Henry Kissinger

Footnote: There’s nothing wrong with our parties that a different population wouldn’t fix.

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